May 21st, 2004 - 12:56 AM
CRITICAL ASS... (under where?)
[SENT IN BY: Nate]CRITICAL ASS (Underwear Only Bike Ride)
Saturday @ 7pm
April 19th, 2003
FREE
DIRECTIONS: L Train to Bedford Ave or J,M,Z to Marcy Ave
Meet at the Williamsburg Bridge Bike Path Exit on the Brooklyn side at South 5th Place Preferred attire is Underwear Only (No Boxers or G-Strings please) If it’s chilly then wear a sweater but NO PANTS!!
Critical Ass is like Critical Mass except no one is wearing any pants. Just as with the Mass, the Ass does not have a set agenda. People ride together in their underwear for all sorts of reasons. Perhaps your motives are traditional Critical Mass ideas like cleaner air, less oil usage, bike unity, and safer streets. But since this IS Critical ASS some may ride for sexual expression, freaky fun, and uhhhh... cleaner air too. Come and have a good time. There will be a party to follow.